AAAAAAHHHH GET DOOOOOOOOWN!

CHILD! IF YOU CLIMB ONE MORE PIECE OF FURNITURE ONLY TO GET STUCK ON TOP OF A HIGHER PIECE AGAIN, WE WILL NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE!
try me, Norah. go ahead, try me. You will have a crib & the rest of us will sit on pillows on the floor and you will have NOTHING to climb on. C'mon, baby. Test Mumma and see what happens.

OMGWTFBBQ! If the climbing doesn't stop, I will lose (what's left of) my ever loving mind.